Ears To You

In these troubled times, moments of laughter and seasonal festivity can provide relief from the never ending news cycle. Here are some photos from a spring visit to my local vintage shop, which both adults and children can enjoy.

What did one rabbit say to the other? You’re ear-resistable.

What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-hop.
What did the rabbit say to his wife? No bunny compares to you.
Why do bunnies like to stay together? Because they’re just one big hoppy family.
What did the carrot say to the bunny? Do you want to grab a bite?
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Where does a bunny go if he loses his tail? A retail store.
Somebunny is thinking of you this spring!

Thanks to Punsnet for their joke listings.

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